i like to stick my dick in coffee
i like to make love to a robot
i like to sit on the internet forums
it's a nice place to find girlfriends

some days i go out to the desert
sit down with my laptop and masturbate
lubrication and sun tan lotion
my penis is in constant motion

ian knoll knows what i like
he's been flogging me with eight inch spikes
puts on a dress and sings along with me
then he ejaculates on tridenti
ooh baby

jerk off in the heat
feel the fancy beat
go to techno school
woofter in the pool